Maiden Voyage
On this, the first blog for G-a-p*, otherwise known as Grow-a-pair* is an introduction to the thought process behind the product. This blog is dedicated to the less than manly individual who perhaps through no fault of his own is completely void of any hint of manliness. Why? Because he needs to grow a pair. This blog will take the time to reveal historically pairlessmen and how their contemporary counterparts are doing their part to carry on this shameful trend of reducing the men to glorified babysitters and fantasy league fanatics.
Real men (and women) need to read this blog and realize how those who have the affliction of pairless-ness paralyze our society and affect us directly. Think about it, there must be someone that you perhaps come across on a daily basis that you think to yourself, “man, that guy needs to man-up.” Do you realize he is NOT the only one like him (and I use the word him lightly because it implies someone manly) and that in the vast numbers in which they exist, affect our society in ways we have not thought about until now?
Imagine a world where everybody had a healthy pair! You would not see guys carrying recyclable bags into the grocery store, men driving hybrid vehicles 54 ½ miles per hour in the HOV lane or lame supervisors writing you up for using the office copier for a few personal copies. My personal opinion is real men just don’t care about the mundane or remedial. Having a real pair means dealing with issues that really make a difference – family, friends etc. Print out a book for all I care! I’d rather think about muscle cars.
There really is a clear distinction between what is inherently male and what is inherently female. Real men are logical and sensible and think in terms of the big picture and ALWAYS want to “fix it.” Pairless “men” are more emotional thinkers complete with sensitivity and a box of tissue on their desk. These individuals make you want to slap them to remind them your 2 year old whines less than they do!
These “men” take on many different roles in our society – police officers, teachers, politicians (wow), lawyers (wow again) real estate agents (did I say wow?) bankers, the list goes on and on and I’ve already used wow 3 times. This blog is here to bring light to these insidious dismantlers of all things manly. Each week, I will expose another man sans pair and his affect on the World as we know it.
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