Dana White: Man's Man!

When you listen to Dana White, the UFC's face man and reason we have access to the best MMA fighters in the World (GSP, Anderson Silva, Chuck Liddell) you get the feeling this guy dosn't care about recycling, drive a hybrid or rent chick flicks. He is the real deal, much like Holyfield.

Let's use the RMC (Real Man Checklist);

Swears in public  - check
Hates Whiners - check
Calls out other men on their crap - check
Doesn't make excuses or apologizes - check
Will probably punch you in the face if you piss him off - check and mate!

Let the record show that Dana White DOES NOT need to Grow-a-pair*

Howie Mandel...Man-up!

Seriously Howie, the pooch you are so desperately afraid of is a five pound mound of nothingness. Adding insult to your already injured lack-of-manly persona is that this is YOUR dog! Augh, what are you thinking? I have to put you in the pair-less elite. This is sheer comedy! Comparing your spoiled chihuahua Lola to a Bengal tiger with that Siegfried and Roy comment is probably the funniest you've been in years. Can Caesar save Howie from a yapping lapdog with a superiority complex? Or does Howie need to be walked around the block with Caesar making that "phsst" sound every time Howie wets himself from fear. Honestly, any guy walking around in "fear of his life" (his own words) of a dog that at best could serve as a appetizer for a real dog, has definitely lost the use of his pair. Nothing more to say here except, yeah, Grow-a-pair*!

*Not necessarily the fruit

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