What's in Grow-a-pair* ?

Gap Contents:

1 - Specialized Growing container (aka a pot)
2 - Nutrient rich soil packets (aka dirt)
3 - Hand-packed Man-Sized pair* (aka seeds)
4 - Expertly written how-to booklet (aka all you wanted to know about manning up pamphlet)

Friday, October 15, 2010

Dana White: Man's Man!


When you listen to Dana White, the UFC's face man and reason we have access to the best MMA fighters in the World (GSP, Anderson Silva, Chuck Liddell) you get the feeling this guy dosn't care about recycling, drive a hybrid or rent chick flicks. He is the real deal, much like Holyfield.

Let's use the RMC (Real Man Checklist);

Swears in public  - check
Hates Whiners - check
Calls out other men on their crap - check
Doesn't make excuses or apologizes - check
Will probably punch you in the face if you piss him off - check and mate!

Let the record show that Dana White DOES NOT need to Grow-a-pair*

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