Howie Mandel...Man-up!

Seriously Howie, the pooch you are so desperately afraid of is a five pound mound of nothingness. Adding insult to your already injured lack-of-manly persona is that this is YOUR dog! Augh, what are you thinking? I have to put you in the pair-less elite. This is sheer comedy! Comparing your spoiled chihuahua Lola to a Bengal tiger with that Siegfried and Roy comment is probably the funniest you've been in years. Can Caesar save Howie from a yapping lapdog with a superiority complex? Or does Howie need to be walked around the block with Caesar making that "phsst" sound every time Howie wets himself from fear. Honestly, any guy walking around in "fear of his life" (his own words) of a dog that at best could serve as a appetizer for a real dog, has definitely lost the use of his pair. Nothing more to say here except, yeah, Grow-a-pair*!

*Not necessarily the fruit

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