What's in Grow-a-pair* ?

Gap Contents:

1 - Specialized Growing container (aka a pot)
2 - Nutrient rich soil packets (aka dirt)
3 - Hand-packed Man-Sized pair* (aka seeds)
4 - Expertly written how-to booklet (aka all you wanted to know about manning up pamphlet)

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Lenny Kravitz...Pairless? Why?


The funny thing or should I say funnier thing about this photo of the man formerly known as effortlessly sexy (essence.com) is that there is a bubble on the boots. Call me ridiculous but I'm thinking the shawl and the purse are just as damaging to his perceived manliness (or lack thereof) as the shoes! What could have possibly caused Lenny to not only lose his mind but also his pair? This guy was the consummate rock star complete in every respect from the music to the women. Now, instead of attracting ladies and getting them to throw their panties at him, there is a good chance he is now wearing them. Is he peace-ing out the photographer or is he offering (in thousands of dollars) a bribe to the paparazzi not to take the photo.  The hero to many a men has been reduced to, well, needing to Grow-a-pair*. 

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